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things I do not like

Filed Under bullets, complaints on September 16, 2009

in no particular order

Peppers
Ninjas
Helen Hunt
Jazz
Spiders
Beer
The Simpsons
Sushi
Underwire
Football
Kanye West
Wine
Walnuts
Mushrooms
Dancing With The Stars
Tweezing
Anything flavored with hazelnut
Sour Cream

I feel better now. Your turn.

There are four things on your list I do not like but the rest I enjoy. You can guess which ones they are. ;-)

Things I do not like (today):

cheap toilet paper
pickles
birds in cages
traffic
maxi dresses
voicemails

Phew…I’m not on the list.

Is it wrong that I am now dying to listen to all of my Kanye songs on my iPod? I’M SICK.

Oh, and something I don’t like?
coconut. Yep, it’s gross. GROSS.

I’m cracking up right now because (NINJAS; you don’t like Ninjas! and also) I want to meet the person who actually LIKES spiders. I would say spiders and I have a mutual toleration policy; they don’t scare me but I don’t want to be all cozy with them either.

Moving right along then, I dislike:

Migraines
The fact that I can’t sell my ovaries on the black market for significant profit.
Coconut (holla! Isabel)
Lemon in my dessert
Cheesecake
Arrogance
Newsletters I “mark as spam” that keep rising from their spam box like zombies.
Zombies (at least, I don’t think I’d like them)
Bright orange post-it notes (MY EYES)
The fact that I’m not magic.

Beer? Wine? Football? Girrrrl, we need to talk.

I dislike

mopping floors
tough decisions
papaya
cell phone reception
stinky dog breath

KERRI ANNE! If they are actual newsletters, you must unsubscribe!

And, I maintain that you do not like sushi, wine, or beer because you’ve never had really good versions of any of those.

I agree with a lot of your “hates” – but I love wine. And ninjas – but not the killing kind, the cute cuddly kind. :) I also HATE The Simpsons (but love Family Guy), and I love wine, football and sushi with the heat of 1000 suns. Can we still be friends?

I disagree with Kerri Anne. She totally is MAGIC.

I do not like:

my in-laws
liars
vacuuming
listening to voicemail (don’t leave one!!)
being broke
my dog eating all of my clothes
flies
being sick

I do not like:

Emptying my dishwasher. As I rant and rave about constantly on Twitter.

p.s. I also dislike Helen Hunt.

Love these lists. I also think Helen Hunt is way over-rated. And while I don’t have any real feelings about ninjas I hate pet turtles. And pet birds. And any pet except for animals that are supposed to be pets like dogs and cats.

- I dislike cilantro and lemon grass.
- I also dislike my mother-in-law who once hit my daughter in front of my husband and I didn’t find out for 2 weeks. And my 4 year old daughter was the one who told me. My husband is a pussy.
- I truly abhor jazz which makes me uncouth and unsophisticated but just deal.
- I really don’t like going to live theater unless it’s some big, blitzy musical.
- I don’t like going to the symphony – it makes me so sleepy.
- I don’t like McDonalds but I love Wendy’s – go figure
- and I wish I could love high heels but they don’t love me.
- Oh and I don’t like when hola isabel does not update her blog because then I worry about her. Even though I don’t know her. Not exactly.
Thanks for letting me vent – you rock!

I’m with you on most, but I love (in no particular order) jazz, mushrooms, sour cream, and wine! I also LOVE your blog!
~Erin

I am SO gonna do this on my blog today. But I agree with you on MANY items: beer, football, walnuts, underwires, etc.

But jazz! You can’t not like jazz! (actually, you can. But! JAZZ! you have to admit the word is fun to say, if nothing else.)

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